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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:56 am    Post subject: This can be a fun place Reply with quote

This can be a fun place

http://atom.smasher.org
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KOOL! Shocked
I created this one:


but, you have to download them
and then put them on photobucket
if you want to blow someone's mind by making them think it's really just a picture someone took somewhere

or if you want to post it

if you copy the url from the pic
it doesn't work for long
i SEEMS to, at first
but then
it just gives some anti-hotbox message
when you click the link
like this:
http://atom.smasher.org/highway/highway-sign.jpg.php?p=&l1=she+didn%27t+care&l2=she+was+just&l3=tryin%27+to+get+off&l4=life+in+the+fast+lane

they give you a link they say you can send to friends
at the bottom of the page
when yer done

but it blows the effect
and sends you to the whole creation page
like this:


http://atom.smasher.org/highway/?l1=SHE+DIDN%27T+CARE&l2=SHE+WAS+JUST&l3=TRYIN%27+TO+GET+OFF&l4=LIFE+IN+THE+FAST+LANE
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU CAN COPY THE PIC AND EMBED IT INTO A LETTER
BUT SOMETIMES THAT DOESN'T GO THRU TO THE PERSON
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:12 pm    Post subject: where's your Joke thread? Reply with quote

Tale of a Little Birdie...

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming bird who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold he reluctantly decided to attempt to fly south.

In a short time, ice began to form on his wings...
and he fell to Earth, in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid.

A cow passed by where it had fallen, unseen, and crapped on the little bird.

The wee bird thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him up and defrosted his wings.

Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing.

Just then a large cat came by, and heard the chirping.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate it.

The Moral of the Story:

Everyone, who craps on you, is not necessarily your enemy.

Everyone, who gets you out of crap, is not necessarily your friend.

And if you're warm, and happy... even in a pile of crap...
you might just want to keep your mouth shut!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprised not a chance
because I'm a thunderbird
and I woulda eaten the cow AND the cat Twisted Evil
and I don't need or take any shit
because i'm already hot shit

Laughing Cool Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

4_2_laff}


Story of the day





Here's a prime example of 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus' offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix .



The professor told his class one day, “Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.”



The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.



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THE STORY



(first paragraph by Rebecca):



At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.





(second paragraph by Gary ):



Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. 'A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,' he said into his transgalactic communicator. 'Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far...' But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.





(Rebecca):



He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. 'Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,' Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. 'Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?' she wondered wistfully..





( Gary ):



Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast ofGuam , felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.





(Rebecca):



This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.





( Gary ):



Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. 'Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F**KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!'





(Rebecca):



Asshole!





( Gary ):



Bitch!





(Rebecca):



F**K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!



( Gary ):





Go drink some tea - whore.





(PROFESSOR):



A+ I really liked this one.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Body Statistics


One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are
standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


Twisted Evil Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW.Thats just plain scarey!
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